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Get Married & Stone ‘em To Death Included!

March 5, 2010 by Jason Shaw · Leave a Comment 

As the House of Lords voted to allow same-sex church ceremonies, vicars said they would extend a ‘warm Christian welcome to the evil doers and their perverted bedtime acrobatics.  Rev Denys Hatton, vicar of St Gary’s in Folkham, said: “I am more than happy to perform a gay blessing as long as I am allowed to pick the reading. And since you ask, I would kick things off with a spot of Corinthians, where St Paul makes it abundantly clear that homosexuals are ‘unrighteous’.
“Then I’d crank it up with a quote from Romans where St Paul describes them as ‘degrading’, ‘depraved’ and ‘indecent’.”


Meanwhile the Rev Julian Cook, vicar of St Brian’s in Cladthorpe, said: “I’m the old fashioned type, so I would stick with Leviticus, lingering over the word ‘abomination’, before belting out the all-time classic ‘both of them have committed a detestable act – they shall surely be put to death!’.



“And then perhaps a lovely hymn.”


Interesting satire from the funny Daily Mash!

Jason Shaw,  Brighton,  England.

GayAgenda.com’s UK Correspondent


Judge Mathis Speaks OUT About Being Gay

March 4, 2010 by James Hipps · Leave a Comment 

Of course this made for TV courtroom show has some great humor…but the underlying message…”be who your are”, is something that makes me really happy to see. Props to Judge Mathis! I think these two are a cute couple! I wish they’d kiss and make up!

Sunday Funnies: Gay Sports and Screwing

February 14, 2010 by Gay Agenda News Team · Leave a Comment 

With the big win for the New Orleans (pronounced Naw-linz) Saints last weekend, I found this pic particularly funny.  And for an old joke, I thought it was funny!

And just in case you missed it, and even if you didn’t…the following clip…PRICELESS!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations

Now, if you want to really feel screwed, click here! (Only for those who can laugh at life!)

Sunday Funnies: How to Spot a Gay Terrorist

February 7, 2010 by Gay Agenda News Team · 5 Comments 

We’ve all heard the anit-gay rhetoric from the likes of Sally “Get Your Gun” Kern, Michele “Bat Sh*t Crazy” Bachmann, Pat “Blame God for Earthquakes” Robertson….oh, you know the list.  We also know how many of the anti-gay “Christians” have compared “homosexuals” to “terrorist” and have, in many cases said that homosexuals are a bigger threat to the U.S. than terrorist.

Well, if you’re wondering what a “gay terrorist” looks like, wonder no more.  Our good “Christians” have taken their three biggest fears being Muslims, terrorist and gays (not in any particular order) and have figured out how to spot those gay terrorist.  Below is a pic!

(Disclaimer:  This is only meant in humor.  If this offends you, remember, it’s only humor, lighten up!)

"Yomama Bin Shopin" - Gay Terrorist!

Sunday Funnies: Love Thy Neighbor in Bad Weather

January 31, 2010 by James Hipps · Leave a Comment 

Well, we’ve all probably, at some point, had that anti-gay neighbor who we wished would get transferred to China, thus simply going away and leaving us alone.  But for those who have a neighbor who is not going anywhere, and moving may be an option you are considering, here’s a subtle way to let them know how you really feel. And below the picture…probably the funniest weather forecast I’ve ever seen!

And, in retrospect to President Obama’s State of the Union address, where he announced his administration’s plan to end Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, here’s a perspective from The Onion, sure to make you at least crack a smile!

And lastly, just because sometimes you need to laugh at the funny things people do…children leave the room for this one…

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