The Biggest Right Wing Tool of All

OK. We could probably have a pretty lengthy, and accurate discussion on who is the biggest “right wing tool”. Perhaps Beck, Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Palin, Coulter, Malkin, Bachmann, Porter…the list goes on and on, but, I would put my vote in for this guy. If you watch the video below, pay close attention to it about 1:28 seconds in where he displays his obvious homophobia.

I suppose he’s just another right wing entertainer, after all, they ALL are entertainers because none of them really have anything intelligent to say, but the white, anti-gay Republicans in this country eat this stuff up like candy.

So here you have it folks. My vote for the 2009 right wing tool of the year!

Bigot Beauty Queen to Bigot Beauty Queen

Yes, that lovable Republican from Alaska who hates the gays called Miss Cali (Carrie Prejean) to offer some kind words, and show her support for hating the gays.

Prejean’s dad talked about it to E-Online, but didn’t really know what was said during the conversation, so it’s really not news after all, but I’ll make it up.

Palin:  Hello, is this Carrie?

Prejean:  Yes, Sarah Palin!!!  Oh my goodness, I’m so happy to hear from you.  You know what those b*tches did to me, and now they are talking about taking my Tiara.

Palin:  Yes, I know girlfriend, and I’m just glad you hate the gays.  Nothing is more important, besides, when you get a little older, the tiara just gets dusty and won’t fit you anymore because your head gets bigger from all the caribou you eat…you do eat caribou don’t you?

Prejean:  Well, actually, I haven’t eaten in 3 years, but I do plan on trying to soon.

Palin:  Well, that’s OK girl, just as long as you hate the gays, you don’t need to eat because Jesus will feed you and keep your breast perky.

Prejean:  Oh, thank you Sarah, you have no idea how much it means to get support from an old beauty queen. I’d ask you to come visit me in Cali, but I’m already hanging out with one old lady and it is soo, soo hard…You have no idea how idea what I have to go through, but at least I look really good standing next to her.

Palin:  (To herself; Old? Why you little twit!)  Oh you are so welcome Carrie.  Hey, I’ve got a great idea, why don’t you come to Alaska and I’ll take you out hunting.  I’m sure the state will buy your airfare and you can stay with me.

Prejean:  OK, as soon as I get done helping Maggie Gallagher with her weight loss plan and make over, I’ll be up that way.

Palin:  Oh, great, when you do come up, don’t forget your fur coat…you don’t want the saline in your boobies to freeze…the bags might break, and in the meantime, what’s our secret code again?

Palin and Prejean at the same time:  God hate’s fags, and loves beauty queens!

Palin:  Ok doll, we’ll talk soon and don’t forget about that hunting trip…stay celibate!

Prejean:  Thanks, buh-bye!

The Right’s Barbie Doll Just Won’t Go Away

The matriarch of the anti-gay right, Sarah Palin, just won’t to go away.  It has been reported that she is attending a dinner in DC this week with the new president.  She said in a statement that she couldn’t miss an opportunity to dine with the president.  I think she probably misses the spotlight a little bit and is working like hell to get out of Alaska.  What makes me so sure.  On her new PAC site she states:

Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination.

SarahPAC believes energy independence is a cornerstone of the economic security and progress that every American family wants and deserves.

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The site doesn’t say much else, but you can donate to her cause if you’d like!

Palin’s Church Burns – Fingers Point at GLBT’s

According to the AP, and posted on StarTribune.com, the one time vice-presidential nominee, and governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin’s church was badly damaged by a fire Friday night. Shortly thereafter, Palin apologized if the blaze was connected to “undeserved negative attention” from her failed campaign.

The damages to the Wasilla Bible Church have been estimated at $1 million and no one was injured in the fire.

The Wasilla fire chief said the blaze was being investigated for possible arson but he didn’t know of any recent threats to the church. Authorities also stated they didn’t know whether Palin’s connection to the church was relevant.

The Pastor of the church, Larry Kroon wouldn’t comment on if the church had received any recent threats. “There are so many variables,” he said. “I don’t want to comment in that direction.”

According to the AP article;

The 1,000-member evangelical church was the subject of intense scrutiny after Palin was named John McCain’s running mate. Early in Palin’s campaign, the church was criticized for promoting in a Sunday bulletin a Focus on the Family “Love Won Out Conference” in Anchorage. The conference promised to “help men and women dissatisfied with living homosexually understand that same-sex attractions can be overcome.”

I would like to point out the obvious that this is an extreme case of irresponsible reporting as the only reason for mentioning this information would be an attempt to draw a predetermined conclusion the LGBT community was somehow responsible for the fire.  I will be submitting a letter to the editor of this post and would urge you to do the same.

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Cariboohoo Barbie Didn’t Know Africa is a Continent

Faux news has stepped away from bashing the Democrats now the election is over, and have started in on McCain and Palin.

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