Sunday Funnies: How to Spot a Gay Terrorist

We’ve all heard the anit-gay rhetoric from the likes of Sally “Get Your Gun” Kern, Michele “Bat Sh*t Crazy” Bachmann, Pat “Blame God for Earthquakes” Robertson….oh, you know the list.  We also know how many of the anti-gay “Christians” have compared “homosexuals” to “terrorist” and have, in many cases said that homosexuals are a bigger threat to the U.S. than terrorist.

Well, if you’re wondering what a “gay terrorist” looks like, wonder no more.  Our good “Christians” have taken their three biggest fears being Muslims, terrorist and gays (not in any particular order) and have figured out how to spot those gay terrorist.  Below is a pic!

(Disclaimer:  This is only meant in humor.  If this offends you, remember, it’s only humor, lighten up!)

"Yomama Bin Shopin" - Gay Terrorist!

Do You Still Think It’s About Gay Marriage?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it now…again, the anti-gay movement in this country is NOT about marriage.  It’s NOT about the sanctity of a religious institution.  It’s not about protecting anyone or anything, it’s about hate, intolerance and bigotry.

Chris Buttars, Sally Kern, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Julaine Appling and other anti-gay religious and evangelical zealots have stated that gay Americans are the biggest threat to this country, even a bigger threat than terrorist.  They say that LGBT Americans have an agenda and we will destroy the nation.

Time after time we’ve seen throughout history that those who accuse others are typically the ones who are to blame, and this is no different.  I’m going to go out on a pretty sturdy limb here and say the anti-gay, evangelical, religious righters in this country are actually the threat, and not only to LGBT Americans, but to LGBT people in other countries…as in Uganda.

The Rev. Dr. Jerry Maneker talks about “The Family” and this is something we need to really pay attention to.  Maneker is not the only one talking.  This is U.S. involvement and support of genocide.  This is serious and this has to be publicized.  People need to go to prison, people need to be charged and tried for terrorism, murder, and inciting violence.  Religious leaders in the U.S., including Pastor Rick Warren are guilty.  Have you ever heard the term aid and abet? Just in case, it’s the act of commissioning a crime by performing an overt act or by giving advice or encouragement. According to U.S. law, the person guilty must share the criminal intent of the person who actually commits the crime.

Pastor Rick Warren, and other religious leaders have spoken out against LGBT equality.  They’ve used the Bible to defend their homophobic stances.  They’ve also been the biggest opponents of hate-crimes legislation.  Have you wondered why?  Not because they’re worried they wont be able to stand up in church and say I hate fags, but because of their involvement in genocide.  Their involvement in the murders of LGBT people.  Their political involvement in Uganda.  Their tax exempt dollars funding murderous criminals.

The time has come.  We have to fight.  I wrote a piece yesterday about my “365 Plan for Equality“, asking you to pledge to email a church, a congressman, or another every day of the year.  Do what you can!  Do it NOW!  Speak out!  Let our voices rise and be heard.  This has to stop!  This is a crime!  What’s going on in Uganda is no different than what happened in Germany during WWII, you know, what Hitler did to the Jews!  This time, there are tax-exempt U.S. dollars supporting the genocide, and all in the name of God and the Bible!

So, who’s the bigger threat here?  LGBT Americans who want their rights or evangelicals who want to create death squads?  Who has the agenda here, LGBT Americans who want equality or evangelicals who want to kill LGBT humans?  What are you going to do to help stop this abomination?

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Stop the Madness: Barber Worried About “Gay Jihad”

This is becoming relentlessly hilarious…The anti-gay rhetoric that is.  People like Barber, Mutty, Labarbera, Maggie Gallagher, Sally Kern, et. al. have so desperately thrown themsleves so far into the lives of others they can’t focus on anything else.  If you look at this from a psychological aspect, there does become a point, when someone tells the same lie over and over, where they simply aren’t able to distinguish between the lies and what the truth really is.  In other words, after repeating the same lie over enough, the lie becomes the persons own truth.  Pity isn’t it!

So I ran across this post by Ed Brayton, titled, Barber Worried About “Gay Jihad”, were he talks about Matt Barber’s typical hysteria “about how evil those infernal gays are and how Christians are truly the persecuted minority in this country.”

I really like how Brayton concludes his post:

Now, let’s be clear: Any death threats made to anyone for any reason should be investigated and, where appropriate, prosecuted. Death threats are not protected speech, nor should they be. But let’s also keep this in a little historical perspective.

If you made a list of all the gay people who had been beaten, maimed or killed by those who hated them just for being gay, the list would be extraordinarily long. If you made a list of all the anti-gay people who had been beaten, maimed or killed just for being anti-gay, the list would be pretty much blank.

It’s certainly true that if you oppress a group you tend to radicalize them, but that is a good reason to stop the oppression, not to condemn the oppressed. And frankly, given the way gays have historically been oppressed in this country, it’s pretty remarkable how un-radicalized they have been as a group.

So Matt Barber, put that in your pipe and smoke it!  I wonder if perhaps maybe we do need to turn to becoming a bit more aggressive.  I’m not talking about militant actions, suicide bombing or any other act of violence…let me set the record ’straight’ on that.  But I am angry.  I’m angry that people are using religious ideology to promote inequality.  I’m angry that people like Barber, who don’t know any other treatment than perhaps ‘white privilege’ are claiming victim status over their own actions of intolerance and bigotry.  Sure Matt, it’s fine for you to get up and spout off about things you obviously know NOTHING about, but when someone calls you out, they’re being hateful or threatening.

People like Barber, Kern and others have said that homosexuality is the biggest threat to this nation…I disagree.  The theological movement, a.k.a., the religious right is actually the biggest threat to this nation.  If we left it up to the Christian zealots of this nation, all LGBT citizens, along with anyone who doesn’t absolutely agree with their twisted views, would be deported, or perhaps hanged to death.

Matt Barber…you’re life is interfering with mine, however my life doesn’t exist in your world.  That makes me a bit angry with you.  But, unless you’d grow a pair and accept my invitation to step into a boxing ring with me, I would never promote any type of physical harm to you.  In fact, I won’t even wish the type of psychological harm you’ve brought upon so many LGBT citizens upon you, because you obviously have some issues you’re already working through, like pathologically lying.

I have to admit however, I am also guilty of promoting hate, intolerance and bigotry against the LGBT community by even acknowledging Barber’s existence.  So I say let’s let the dog die in his sleep.  Let’s stop talking about Matt Barber.  The more we do, the greater his ego and voice becomes.

- Oh, but Matt, let me know if you’re man enough to step into a ring with a gay man!  Some of those “homosexual fantasies” you have of the gays beating Christians may come true! (and Yes, I would seriously take you on in the ring!)

Peter LaBarbera Throws Public Tantrum, Flaunts His Irrelevance

Last month, our anti-gay buddy Peter LaBarbera and a few assorted had held a press conference in Chicago to speak against President Obama’s supposed “radical homosexual appointments and overall “gay” agenda.”

Religious right figures such as Matt Barber, Oklahoma legislature Sally Kern, and Diane Gramley appeared.

Well the press conference came and went, but we heard nothing about it. I couldn’t find any articles about it. And Peter never mentioned it on the Americans for Truth webpage.

That is until today. Apparently, even though several religious right “dignitaries” showed up at Peter’s press conference, the media took a serious rain check.

Read more at: Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters!

Everyone is Talking About the Gay Agenda

And I’m not talking about this site. I’m not sure, but it seems there has been an increasing number of “challenged” people who are spouting off about the “Gay Agenda”. Just today, I found these two blatantly ignorant items which attempt to address the “Gay Agenda.”

The first is a video, talks about estrogen being put into our products, which makes people gay…wtf? Now here is the guy talking about some “massively gay agenda” going on. If nothing else, it’s worth a laugh.

The second, is from a post that talks about how wrong it is that things other than the “three r’s” are taught in schools. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought school was to provide education, which goes much further than learning to read, write, add or subtract.

Here’s an excerpt:

Every fall, millions of parents drop their children off at taxpayer-funded public schools. Unfortunately, many of these same parents have little or no idea of what is happening to their children once they pass through security into the classroom. Instead of learning the three R’s, or how to be good citizens, schoolchildren are being taught to reject their parents’ values and to affirm – even celebrate – homosexual behavior.

Here is the first thing that bothers me:

Only one side of the Gay Agenda coin is EVER presented in these culture war confrontations. The Gay Agenda activists have been hugely successful in indoctrinating the minds of the American people–at least the minds of American news media types. They categorize any objection whatsoever to the Gay Agenda as hateful, homophobic, and they even compare it to racism.

Wow, now there are some powerful statements. Powerfully ignorant statements. Here is what we’re up against. Perhaps the Stonewall riots were 40 years ago, but this is why our work (the work of the LGBT community) has really only just begun.

And yet another post talks about why gay people shouldn’t be allowed in the military…because it causes murder!

Had he not been in the Navy; he would still be alive. The Armed Forces is not a place for Homosexuals. It is a tragic thing; but it his own fault.  Gay blades do not belong in the Armed Forces; it is just that simple. This is why this person is dead. Most likely he came onto some officer and they did not like it and they killed him. Do I think it was right, that he was killed? No, I do not. But, if he had not been in the Navy and most likely not shot his mouth off, he would still be alive.

Oh, and for those who continue to seek out the real “GayAgenda”, either visit this site, or know that yes, there really is a “Gay Agenda” and it is two fold.

1. To enjoy the same equality of all other tax paying citizens.

2. Please refer to number one.

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