The Return of Ted Haggard

Well I suppose it had to happen some day. After two years of purgatory ….or in his case tortured wanking …Ted Haggard is back in the pulpit.

And blaming a pedophile for his homosexuality.

“There I was, 50 years old, a conservative Republican, loving the word of God, an evangelical, born-again, spirit-filled, charismatic, all those things,” he said. “But some of the things that were buried in the depths of the sea from when I was in the second grade started to rage in my heart and mind.”

How convenient. It makes him sound like a victim instead of a hypocritical BIGOT. And plays to the perverted meme that gays recruit children. The one the pig homophobes are always using against gay people.

And to the creepy bigot bullsh*t that gays can be “cured.”

But now, he said, he has been transformed with the help of God and his wife.

Read the rest at Montreal Simon!